The Hollywood Oracle Speaks Out
I am the Hollywood Oracle, the ultimate Godfather of Hollywood. In this family, we take care of each other. (Unless, of course, you land in rehab - in which case you are beyond saving.)
But before stories get public, before your embarrassed mug graces page six - you have a chance to save yourself. All you have to do is consult with the Oracle. All you need to do is post your dilemma, anonymously - and you will receive advice better than any manager, publicist or even shrink can offer - because you will be getting advice from someone who has been there and survived.
So if you are a member of the Hollywood family business, post your questions here and the Hollywood Oracle will answer.
Anything Hollywood related goes. Got a movie deal you are considering? Your screenplay is getting too many revisions? Life is too tough? Blackmail? Can't deal with the media/public attention? Talk to the Hollywood Oracle.
1 Comments:
It's about time! I will have questions for you soon Mr. "Hollywood Oracle". I have this stalker. Scary stuff.
PS. I am pretty darn sure who you are. You mentioned the idea to me at the awards party the other day - remember? The next day, viola, this blog pops up. You crack me up! Seriously.
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